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Kevin & Bean’s Miss Double D-cember 2013 Finalist: Kristen
Name: Kristen Occupation: Small Business Owner Home Town: Chino Hills
If you wrote your autobiography, what would the title be?
“It All Started When My Mom Rubbed Whiskey On My Gums…”
If you could have one super-power, what would it be and why?
X-ray vision, you have to see the good before you take them home.
If you were a “porn star”, what would your made-up stage name be?
Describe yourself in 140 characters or less:
Hey guys, my name is Kristen and I have my own mobile spray tan business. I am an office girl by day and a wino by night. I would rather go to a bar than a museum any day. I love long walks on the beach, authentic Mexican food and Australian kisses….. you know, like French kisses but down under 😉 I like to have a good time… whether it be cleaning a Russian ladies house or riding a mechanical bull in Las Vegas. My blonde is bleached, my tan is fake but I promise you this, I am one FUN chick.