What’s Up With Florida?: Fake Officer, Storage Unit Meth Lab, Bad Chinese Food + More

It never fails that the funniest, weirdest, craziest, drug-related stories we find online come from one location 90% of the time: Florida.

In fact, these stories pop up so often, we decided we had to group them together to celebrate our favorite state of the Union, in a segment called “What’s Up With Florida?”

Port St. Lucie-A man broke into a 2nd story apartment and proceeded to break every TV in the home, smear mustard everywhere, and scribble on every wall. When he tried to flee from police, he broke into another house, stole 2 beers, and punched a Police dog before finally being arrested.

Melbourne-– A man entered a strip club and flashed a badge, claiming to be an undercover federal agent who was there to arrest a stripper. He later confessed he was not really an officer, and cops searched his car and found a sheriff’s hat, baton, handcuffs, a blue strobe light, and a traffic vest.

Longwood A 43 year old man was arrested after he was discovered to be both living and cooking meth in a storage unit.

Bradenton A 19 year old woman was arrested after biting her boyfriend’s penis after he refused to have sex with her.

Port St. Lucie– A man fled the scene of an accident claiming he ate bad Chinese food, and didn’t want to poop in his pants. He later returned to the scene and admitting to leaving, but claimed he had no choice.

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