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Part of Blink-182‘s magic has always been their sense of humor. Look to the band’s on-stage antics and classic videos like First Date, What’s My Age Again and The Rock Show for proof.
Although Mark, Tom and Travis have released thoughtful and sometimes emotionally charged songs powerful lyrics, overall, the band is predominately powered by fart jokes.
As we look back at 2012, we can’t help but highlight a few of Mark Hoppus’ funniest tweets. Whether it’s potty humor or simply mind-bendingly simple observations, following Hoppus’ feed always pays off with nearly every tweet.
We present for you a selection of Mark’s greatest Tweets from 2012. We should note that the only criteria for selecting the Tweets was that they made us laugh, or at least smile really big.
My dream catcher is clogged. Where am I supposed to empty this thing?!
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Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) December 17, 2012
If you're having squirrel problems, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems, but Chip ain't one!
BOOM! NAILED IT!! #Disney #Chipmunks
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Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) December 14, 2012
if i ever die, please use helvetica font on my tombstone. NO COMIC SANS OR WING DINGS, YOU BASTARDS!!
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Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) December 06, 2012
It's raining, but not men. :(
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Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) December 03, 2012
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost's nipples on my nose.
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Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) December 02, 2012
Need to hire someone to stand behind me, and every time i talk, they roll they eyes and make wanking motions.
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Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) December 01, 2012
Good news, everyone!! That random nose hair I've been trying to get for the past half hour finally came out! Champion status.
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Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) November 11, 2012
They're making us check in our phones!! WHAT AM I GOING TO LOOK AT FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE?!
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Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) October 23, 2012
Look, I'm not here to win any popularity contests. (please like me)
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Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) October 23, 2012
I'm honest to a fault. Seriously. I've never lied to San Andreas. BOOM! #NailedIt #SickBurn #DongDong #KissTheCook
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Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) October 18, 2012
WHO ATE ALL THE TAMPONS?! WHO. ATE. ALL THE. TAMPONS?!!
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Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) October 05, 2012
Whoops. Dressed like a rodeo clown. Again. http://t.co/rK1mfhH1
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Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) October 02, 2012
Any doctors out there? I was cleaning my ears and accidentally farted. Now all I taste is blood?
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Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) September 03, 2012
watch your spelling. i almost texted someone, "i hope you are god."
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Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) May 29, 2012
So happy to finally shave off the Movember moustache I grew in my pants.
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Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) December 01, 2012
Can fans look forward to more humor on future albums? Wonder no more. With the band’s latest E.P. Dogs Eating Dogs available today, you can see for yourself.
– Jay Tilles, CBS Local

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