Tom Delonge, AKA: one third of Blink-182 and a mere one-fourth of Angels & Airwaves, is known for more than just his acclaimed musicianship. The budding nuclear physicist is also considered an expert in scatological studies as well as post-coital same-sex mind melding.

Today, December thirteenth, two thousand and twelve marks Mr. Hot Body’s 37th year on planet Earth. Known as the Godfather of post-modern clown art, the Whale’s Vagina native is back in the studio studying chord progression and doilie knitting with his fellow brothers in Blink.

The SoCal band has just spent many months (or just a few hours) in the studio toiling over a hot stove cooking up their latest lyrical enchantment. This time, it is a holiday treat called “Boxing Day” from the forthcoming extended play single, Dogs Eating Dogs, which is now conveniently available for pre-order via their internet portal.

To commemorate Delonge’s birth, we proudly present 13 of Tom’s more interesting Tweets.

My dick, a Heptagonal Hyperbolic Planar Tessellation and fractal tessellation grid, might underpin the structure of the universe

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Tom DeLonge (@tomdelonge) November 03, 2012

Me, Mark and Travis are having a 2 day "sexual" retreat in valley of Utah next month to discuss world domination..and get a couple's massage

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Tom DeLonge (@tomdelonge) August 07, 2012

A good man makes you feel strong, smart and sexy... Wait, that's just wine girls-

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Tom DeLonge (@tomdelonge) July 13, 2012

Ever hear of cows being killed by alien death rays? Didn't think so. strangetimes.com fb.me/tJTlj4IG

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Tom DeLonge (@tomdelonge) June 13, 2012

Sydney, thank you for being hot and wet…

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Tom DeLonge (@tomdelonge) February 27, 2012

Been hard for a couple hours now-

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Tom DeLonge (@tomdelonge) June 04, 2011

Been sticking my fingers in a lot of holes today. fb.me/zaNyjbbq

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Tom DeLonge (@tomdelonge) September 14, 2011

Detroit...I gave you everything I had...thank you @mattandkim and @gerardway ...i wanna be inside all of you at the same time.

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Tom DeLonge (@tomdelonge) September 12, 2011

Gonna get naked in a coffin and read my new book instagr.am/p/Q98z4Sru0O/ fb.me/1HjN9LIxH

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Tom DeLonge (@tomdelonge) October 19, 2012

This time of day so nice...and yes, that's a zit on my nose instagr.am/p/PvMB9DLu8l/ fb.me/29INBRiZM

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Tom DeLonge (@tomdelonge) September 19, 2012

May the Force be with you this week instagr.am/p/PqJSv0Lu4k/

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Tom DeLonge (@tomdelonge) September 17, 2012

Roswell was a Russian craft

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Tom DeLonge (@tomdelonge) May 21, 2011

Let our astronaut know its ladies night at this old school national park

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Tom DeLonge (@tomdelonge) February 05, 2011

– Jay Tilles, CBS Local