The much-anticipated remake of Total Recall  starring Colin Ferrell, Kate Beckinsale, and Jessica Biel is in theaters, and Beer Mug went to the world premiere to annoy the talent.

Did he bring up twenty-year old movies? Yes. Did he talk about himself? Definitely.

Will his line of questioning make you nauseous? Guaranteed.

Bokeem Woodbine  (most recently seen in Southland) was the first to stop by, and the only thing Mugs wanted to talk about was his role in The Rock, an action movie from 1996. It gets better when he recites his favorite Woodbine line…incorrectly.

After spending about two minutes with Harry Gregson-Williams, Beer Mug asks him what his life’s soundtrack would sound like? I’m guessing from the interview, it’d be sad trombones.

All is redeemed when Colin Ferrell openly mocks the compliment Beer Mug tries to give him.

When Beer Mug comes face to face with the lovely Kate Beckinsale, he asks her to marry him, and Mugs stupidly believes that he could have a chance…if she wasn’t already married.

Can you feel the love between Mugs and Kate Beckinsale?