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“Death I Hear You Calling, But I Can’t Come Home Right Now…”

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Gamers at Internet cafe in China (Getty Images)

23-year-old Chen Rong-yu walked into a Chinese internet cafe Tuesday night to get his fix of the online game League Of Legends.

He played all night long, barely moving from his seat, and was last noticed alive around noon on Wednesday. When a waitress noticed he was actually dead sometime after nine o’clock that night his corpse had already become stiff “with his hands still stretching toward the computer.”

The investigation is ongoing but doctors say it is likely he died of a heart attack brought on by blot clots that formed from him being a video-game-playing fatass. Hey, Rong-yu! You wrong!

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