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My Top 10 List of Amazing Real Breasts: #1 Bar Rafaeli… Wait! It’s Adriana Lima. Hold on. Brooklyn Decker. Hmmm…How Can It Not Be Alessandra Ambrosio? Or Miranda Kerr? I’ve Got It. Marisa Miller. Or…Ana Beatriz Barros. Would It Be Cheating To Pick All Of The Victoria’s Secret Models? Probably. But It’s My List, So My Rules. #1 Is All Of The Victoria Secret Models. All of Them. Except Tyra Banks.

 

breast cancer ribbon13 My Top 10 List of Amazing Real Breasts: #1 Bar Rafaeli... Wait! Its Adriana Lima. Hold on. Brooklyn Decker. Hmmm...How Can It Not Be Alessandra Ambrosio? Or Miranda Kerr? Ive Got It. Marisa Miller. Or...Ana Beatriz Barros. Would It Be Cheating To Pick All Of The Victorias Secret Models? Probably. But Its My List, So My Rules. #1 Is All Of The Victoria Secret Models. All of Them. Except Tyra Banks.October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. I’ve been celebrating breasts with the most amazing breasts for the last 2 weeks. But if I pick Bar Rafaeli for number 1, I’m saying no to Adriana Lima. Bean said it best, “There are way more than 10 beautiful women that deserve to be in the top 10.”  So this is the best I can do.

This is like being asked to pick your favorite kid. Not possible. So my #1 is ALL Victoria Secret Models. (Except Tyra Banks)

Quick fact: Breasts cancer is the most common cancer in women. Fortunately, breast cancer deaths have been decreasing since 1990, as detection and treatment improve, reducing the mortality to 3%.

For more info go to the National Breast Cancer Awareness Month’s website.

Check out the best photo gallery ever at the bottom of this post, but first, the videos.

I edited my own tribute to all Victoria Secret Models:

For your further research, here’s another tribute:

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Number 1 is either the models from Victoria Secret or Snooki from the Jersey Shore. It’s a tough call.

snapz pro xscreensnapz001 My Top 10 List of Amazing Real Breasts: #1 Bar Rafaeli... Wait! Its Adriana Lima. Hold on. Brooklyn Decker. Hmmm...How Can It Not Be Alessandra Ambrosio? Or Miranda Kerr? Ive Got It. Marisa Miller. Or...Ana Beatriz Barros. Would It Be Cheating To Pick All Of The Victorias Secret Models? Probably. But Its My List, So My Rules. #1 Is All Of The Victoria Secret Models. All of Them. Except Tyra Banks.

Did you miss any of the countdown?

Click any of the photos below to see the gallery for each of my top ten amazing real breasts.

10. Eva Mendes
evamendes 75 My Top 10 List of Amazing Real Breasts: #1 Bar Rafaeli... Wait! Its Adriana Lima. Hold on. Brooklyn Decker. Hmmm...How Can It Not Be Alessandra Ambrosio? Or Miranda Kerr? Ive Got It. Marisa Miller. Or...Ana Beatriz Barros. Would It Be Cheating To Pick All Of The Victorias Secret Models? Probably. But Its My List, So My Rules. #1 Is All Of The Victoria Secret Models. All of Them. Except Tyra Banks.

9. Minka Kelly
minkakelly 75 My Top 10 List of Amazing Real Breasts: #1 Bar Rafaeli... Wait! Its Adriana Lima. Hold on. Brooklyn Decker. Hmmm...How Can It Not Be Alessandra Ambrosio? Or Miranda Kerr? Ive Got It. Marisa Miller. Or...Ana Beatriz Barros. Would It Be Cheating To Pick All Of The Victorias Secret Models? Probably. But Its My List, So My Rules. #1 Is All Of The Victoria Secret Models. All of Them. Except Tyra Banks.

8. Ashley Greene
ashleygreene 75 My Top 10 List of Amazing Real Breasts: #1 Bar Rafaeli... Wait! Its Adriana Lima. Hold on. Brooklyn Decker. Hmmm...How Can It Not Be Alessandra Ambrosio? Or Miranda Kerr? Ive Got It. Marisa Miller. Or...Ana Beatriz Barros. Would It Be Cheating To Pick All Of The Victorias Secret Models? Probably. But Its My List, So My Rules. #1 Is All Of The Victoria Secret Models. All of Them. Except Tyra Banks.

7. Lindsay Lohan
lindsaylohan 751 My Top 10 List of Amazing Real Breasts: #1 Bar Rafaeli... Wait! Its Adriana Lima. Hold on. Brooklyn Decker. Hmmm...How Can It Not Be Alessandra Ambrosio? Or Miranda Kerr? Ive Got It. Marisa Miller. Or...Ana Beatriz Barros. Would It Be Cheating To Pick All Of The Victorias Secret Models? Probably. But Its My List, So My Rules. #1 Is All Of The Victoria Secret Models. All of Them. Except Tyra Banks.

6. Elisha Cuthbert
elishacuthbert 75 My Top 10 List of Amazing Real Breasts: #1 Bar Rafaeli... Wait! Its Adriana Lima. Hold on. Brooklyn Decker. Hmmm...How Can It Not Be Alessandra Ambrosio? Or Miranda Kerr? Ive Got It. Marisa Miller. Or...Ana Beatriz Barros. Would It Be Cheating To Pick All Of The Victorias Secret Models? Probably. But Its My List, So My Rules. #1 Is All Of The Victoria Secret Models. All of Them. Except Tyra Banks.

5. Sofia Vergara
sofiavergara 75 My Top 10 List of Amazing Real Breasts: #1 Bar Rafaeli... Wait! Its Adriana Lima. Hold on. Brooklyn Decker. Hmmm...How Can It Not Be Alessandra Ambrosio? Or Miranda Kerr? Ive Got It. Marisa Miller. Or...Ana Beatriz Barros. Would It Be Cheating To Pick All Of The Victorias Secret Models? Probably. But Its My List, So My Rules. #1 Is All Of The Victoria Secret Models. All of Them. Except Tyra Banks.

4. Diora Baird
diorabaird 75 My Top 10 List of Amazing Real Breasts: #1 Bar Rafaeli... Wait! Its Adriana Lima. Hold on. Brooklyn Decker. Hmmm...How Can It Not Be Alessandra Ambrosio? Or Miranda Kerr? Ive Got It. Marisa Miller. Or...Ana Beatriz Barros. Would It Be Cheating To Pick All Of The Victorias Secret Models? Probably. But Its My List, So My Rules. #1 Is All Of The Victoria Secret Models. All of Them. Except Tyra Banks.

3. Kelly Brook
kellybrook 75 My Top 10 List of Amazing Real Breasts: #1 Bar Rafaeli... Wait! Its Adriana Lima. Hold on. Brooklyn Decker. Hmmm...How Can It Not Be Alessandra Ambrosio? Or Miranda Kerr? Ive Got It. Marisa Miller. Or...Ana Beatriz Barros. Would It Be Cheating To Pick All Of The Victorias Secret Models? Probably. But Its My List, So My Rules. #1 Is All Of The Victoria Secret Models. All of Them. Except Tyra Banks.

2. Katy Perry
katyperry 75 My Top 10 List of Amazing Real Breasts: #1 Bar Rafaeli... Wait! Its Adriana Lima. Hold on. Brooklyn Decker. Hmmm...How Can It Not Be Alessandra Ambrosio? Or Miranda Kerr? Ive Got It. Marisa Miller. Or...Ana Beatriz Barros. Would It Be Cheating To Pick All Of The Victorias Secret Models? Probably. But Its My List, So My Rules. #1 Is All Of The Victoria Secret Models. All of Them. Except Tyra Banks.

1. Victoria’s Secret Models
victoriassecret 75 My Top 10 List of Amazing Real Breasts: #1 Bar Rafaeli... Wait! Its Adriana Lima. Hold on. Brooklyn Decker. Hmmm...How Can It Not Be Alessandra Ambrosio? Or Miranda Kerr? Ive Got It. Marisa Miller. Or...Ana Beatriz Barros. Would It Be Cheating To Pick All Of The Victorias Secret Models? Probably. But Its My List, So My Rules. #1 Is All Of The Victoria Secret Models. All of Them. Except Tyra Banks.

Comments

One Comment

  1. redbully says:

    yes to this…and Jarah Mariano since she’s a Victory Secret model

  2. Viol8tor says:

    What…. kina makes the 10-2 rankings pointless if your just gona bunch up alot of women at the #1 spot.

    But whatever, i got to see tits all week long. Cant complain.

  3. CENICE says:

    Back when the VS models still had curves, Laetitia Casta was the best VS model ever!

    Enjoy!

    1. Brandon says:

      Amen to THAT!!! Laetitia Casta FTW!

    2. ConcertConfessions.com says:

      I was going to leave a comment asking whatever happend to Miss Casta. Wow she was amazing.

  4. Carlos says:

    Kind of a cop out, but still good choices.

  5. Randy Harper says:

    Here Here!

  6. Joseph says:

    No Scarlett Johansson on this list? Boo!

    1. DDdude says:

      I heard that.

  7. Stoned Kold says:

    Awesome!

  8. Bean is a Dip says:

    Okay, Kevin copped out here-he lumped all those models together but I suppose I will have to accept this as long as that kiddie flasher Katy Perry isn’t the top choice.

  9. william says:

    You do the lords work, Kevin. May you be breast… err… blessed.

  10. cesar says:

    This list without Selma Hayek equals FAIL.

  11. chu says:

    no keeley hazell !! OMG

  12. greg says:

    you are totally missing SALMA HAYEK and ERICA DURANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. blunethost says:

    I like this.

  14. joey says:

    i loved listening to him say this!

  15. Sean says:

    COOOOOOOOOPPPPPPOOOOOOOUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT!

  16. Brian says:

    these galleries are the reason i come into the site now…and if u guys are real men then the order shouldnt even matter, its girls in almost no clothes…COME ON!!

  17. Josh says:

    Lucy Pinder is a must!

    1. DDdude says:

      Yes, and not to mention that other one with the enormous rack, you know the British one.

  18. I’d include Tyra and EXCLUDE every other Victoria’s Secret model. We are talking about breasts, not mouths, brains, legs, or waistlines.

  19. Cesar says:

    Great List. Much better than Mike’s…his list went out the window with small breasted Jessica Alba. BUT! ..what’s up with picking VS models number 1. NO.COM

  20. TK says:

    You’re all out of your damn minds if you are honestly stupid enough to believe that all (or even ANY) of your number #1 roster are natural breasts!

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